what the heckie

my name is val and I am awkward and not very funny

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waiter: ready for the check?

customer: as a male feminist who loves eating pussy, yes that would be great

(via sexhaver)

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do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human

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im a man and i LOVE sitting on GIANT BALLSACKS
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The boat’s water is pretty much shut off for no reason so we’ve been housing 2 to 3 extra sailors every night, guys who live on the boat and not in barracks, and it’s great because they eat so much ship food any bullshit I throw together for dinner gets praised like its gourmet

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i found this poster in a local record store and i…
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"what classes are you taking this semester"


(via mandokamuscular)

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Team free will

#mami and madohomu #mami and kyousaya

poor mumi tho
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if you have a vagina and dont refer to it as a womb as often as you can i feel like youre missing a real opportunity

id like to nickname this post, “cis man does not actually know what a womb is”

(via fed-up-feminist)

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